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Greetings Film Fiends and welcome to John Doe's Film Blog. 30 years of dedicated celluloid obsession has meant that I have seen a few films. Drawing attention to some of the lesser discussed gems that I love. Cult classics, obscure curios and quality genre pictures. This blogs purpose is to translate some of my passion for these films and with luck, inspire you the reader to go check em out.

Film & TV on DVD - July 2008

Sex and Drugs in a Souless City

Californication DVD cover
Available on DVD in Australia



''Now you're giving me that look, right now like I finger-banged your cat.''Hank Moody

L.A that internationally renowned world of hedonistic excess, cesspool of artificial physicality and superficial intellect is no place for a gifted writer. Temptation and distraction are on every corner with an abundance of empty sexual encounters and excessive servings of illegal substances easier to come by than a can of Coke. (That’s the Cola kind)

Into this world comes Hank Moody (David Duchovny), a talented New York novelist whose most acclaimed work “God Hates Us All” has just been butchered by the Hollywood machine and of course has become a monster hit.
''Sweet baby Jesus, Hank is going to hell.'' Hank Moody

In a state of perpetual self loathing he has destroyed a decade long relationship with true love Karen (Natascha McElhone). Heartbroken he is detached from his 12 year old daughter Becca (Madeleine Martin), the spawn of the union.

When he’s not pumping bimbos, getting high and throwing fists he struggles to maintain some presence in his daughters life while relentlessly pursuing Karen, despite her rejection.

The series begins with Hank already spiralling in a nihilistic lifestyle that would leave Caligula envious. The Muhammad Ali of verbal sparing, he attempts to numb the emotional pain and limitless disappointment with obnoxious observations, vacant trysts and pill popping, nose snorting marathons. This is a man who dreams of getting deep throated by nuns and manages to bust the cherry of the 16 year old daughter of Karen’s new fiancé.
“You can't snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.”Hank Moody

Professionally crippled Hank hasn’t written a word in months and yearns for inspiration, instead what he gets is a job blogging for Hell A magazine.
“People just seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The Internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it’s really given us is Howard Dean’s aborted candidacy and 24-hour a day access to kiddie porn, you know. And people don’t write anymore, they blog; instead of talking, they text; no punctuation, no grammar. LOL this and LMFAO that. You know it just seems to me that it’s just a bunch of stupid people psuedo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the king’s English.”Hank Moody

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The loves and hates of Hank



John Doe’s Says:
Bawdy and brave, an exercise in colourful vocabulary, this misunderstood creation may contain an abundance of nudity and drug use, but it’s the exploration of character subtleties that make it such a rich experience.

The debeauch comedy is a surface attraction, just beneath lurks a study in the dynamics of strained human relationships, the shallowness of new millennium culture and the futility of meaningless liaisons.

David Duchovny is immediately recognized for his contribution to the pop culture lexicon as Fox Mulder but you don’t have to look too deeply into his filmography (Kalifornia, Playing God, Trust The Man) to see that he is far more than just a one trick TV personality. No stranger to nudity care of his early work on the hot and heavy Red Shoe Diaries, he brings a fearless vulnerability and tenderness to a role that at first glance should have us hating him. In Duchovny's hands we can see the raw charm and shrouded affection that keeps Karen on the line and makes women swoon. His dry sense of humour that comes through in press interviews serves him well and makes Hank Moody an unforgettable symbol of self sabotaging genius.

The elegant Natascha McElhone’s (Ronin, Laurel Canyon, Solaris) classy and natural beauty serves to juxtapose the surgically enhanced bevy of L.A bred flesh. Her soft and reserved presence again always at the forefront of why she differs from all the other woman who bounce on Hank’s bodice.

Evan Handler as Hank’s agent Charlie is the perfect foil to Duchovny’s “rude, crude obscene dude.” (A Hook reference, maybe I should shoot myself in the testes now)

Madeline Zima as the Lolita Mia is impossible to ignore. Coming a long way from the role of Gracie on the televised abortion known as The Nanny. Macaulay Culkin’s ex wife Rachel Miner (Bully, Black Dahlia) as Charlie’s Maggie Gylenhaal channelling S&M assistant earns the moniker of pansexual goddess.

Smartly written with acerbic skill and an eclectic soundtrack of worthy covers Californication has become JD’s latest addiction. Johnny may have been late to the party but now he is shooting back Martinis with slippery nipple chasers playing catch up and is currently in an inebriated puddle of fandom obsession.


The Showtime Trailer for the series


The first scene of Californication - Hank, The Stones and god


Some highlights from the first show


Behind the Scenes of Californication



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My Name is Bruce – Be Warned

July 22nd 2008 00:02
Bruce Campbell gets out the BOOM-STICK!.


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My Name is Bruce Poster


“Unlike most action stars I can speak…what’s the word? English!” Bruce Campbell

Everyone’s favourite lantern jawed cult hero Bruce Campbell is famous for his part as Ash in the Evil Dead trilogy and for cameos in a multitude of other Sam Raimi’s films since. His legacy extends to summoning the spirit of the king, brilliant as retirement village Elvis in Bubba Ho-Tep and numerous other horror curios like Maniac Cop.

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Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell on Evil Dead


Now the big man himself stars in and Directs the horror comedy My Name is Bruce. The cock sure B grade legend plays himself. Buying into his own image when a small town in Oregon is invaded by “the chinese god of war, protector of the dead” he thinks he is the only man capable of smighting the beast, he is wrong!
“You need someone who can take on a heinous monster and stop it in its tracks…That would be me.”Bruce Campbell

My Name is Bruce Comic one sheet
A comic book hero


Written by Mark Verheiden who worked on the Battlestar Galactica reimagining and co starring buddy Ted Raimi (Army of Darkness), My Name is Bruce is due for release in October in the US and on DVD in January 2009.

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Bruce in make up for My Name Is.


The new trailer (below) for the film had JD trying to conjure a “she-bitch”, “just to give it some sugar”. So crack out the “boom stick” and get ready to chug some bourbon, molest some women and whip some evil oriental butt.

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Monster hunting in the woods


On a side note if you are even remotely a fan of Bruce, check out his autobiography titled If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Grade Movie Actor, it’s a frank and hilarious behind the scenes struggle of sub-existence within the film industry.

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Dani Kelly co-stars in My Name is Bruce


Images courtesy of evildeadnews.com

My Name is Bruce Trailer



Bruce Campbell, Roger Corman, Rob Zombie and Faizon Love with Jon Favreau for Dinner for 5 – Part 1.


Bruce Campbell interviewed by Craig Ferguson

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Take A Leap of Intellectual Faith.

Twilight Zone DVD Box Set
Each Season available individually in Australia. Box Set available on amazon.com


“There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone”Rod Serling
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Omnipetent Lord Rod Serling


The Twilight Zone is the classic sci-fi anthology series that opened fervent minds and fed ravenous imaginations. Designed to twist consciousness, confronting audiences in the 1950’s and 60’s now it stands as a monument of inventiveness.

Premiering on network television in 1959 The Twilight Zone was the brainchild of former pugilist and WWII paratrooper turned television playwright Rod Serling (Planet of the Apes, Seven Days in May). Serving as your host to an alternate dimension Serling carried psychological and physical battle scars, sharing his own complex existence on the page by penning 92 of the 156 episodes made.

Rod Serling opens The Twilight Zone


Demanding the viewer think about philosophical and sociological conundrums very much a part of our own real world. Seldom venturing into space, most of the stories take place on Earth in the mid 20th century, the same time as production.

Upon release it was never the ratings bonanza that its prestigious vintage suggests, in fact it was cancelled twice. Reworked and adapted numerous times since inception each stand alone 27 minute tale seems to have become the foundation for endless streams of movies, books and television series.

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William Shatner in Nightmare at 20,000 Feet and other classics


John Doe says:
An elixir for inquisitive minds, watching the show in reruns as a child triggered an explosion of fresh brain cell activity, leaving young Doe obsessing over each episode’s riddles until the following week’s surreal injection. (The Outer Limits also deserves a mention here)

Shot in moody black and white, the stylistic tone shifts from bleak to magical, macabre to spiritual and between many other adjectives. What’s amazing is the sneaky optimism that sometimes shrouds the revelations in each slight of hand conclusion. There is a soothsayer quality in the subject matter that often makes the show truly prophetic.

Attracting a varied cavalcade of talent in front and behind the camera, Serling’s, regular writing collaborators included Richard Matheson (I Am Legend, Duel) and Charles Beaumont (The 7 Faces of Dr Lao).

Commanding the set as Directors were names like Richard Donner (Superman, Goonies, Omen, Lethal Weapon), Don Siegel (Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Killers, Dirty Harry) Stuart Rosenberg (Cool Hand Luke, The Amityville Horror) Lamont Johnson (The Ground Star Conspiracy), Jack Smight (Harper) and Elliot Silverstein. (A Man Called Horse)

Future stars and respected character actors are frequently centre stage. A few personal highlights: Lee Marvin (The Dirty Dozen, Point Blank), Warren Oates (The Wild Bunch, Two Lane Blacktop) Cliff Robertson (Spiderman, Three Days of The Condor), Burgess Meredith, (Rocky, The Penguin on Batman) Jack Klugman, (Quincy) William Shatner (Boston Legal, Star Trek) and Martin Landau (Ed Wood, Mission Impossible).

Selecting an outright favourite episode is as futile as the ability to see your own unchangeable destiny. As a kid JD procrastinated on The Monsters are Due on Maple Street, now again he finds himself doing the same. A study of the human races primal destructive mechanism that dwells on our evolved reliance on technology to keep suburban packs civilized.

The pot boiling Monsters Are Due on Maple Street


Also from Season 1 Mirror Image stands out. It’s all about a smart, independent woman (Vera Miles) who is either going insane or has an identical counterpart ghosting her as she waits in a bus station.

From Season 4, He’s Alive starring Dennis Hopper as a needy extremist NAZI who gets an audience also seems to be wedged between the gray matter.

To Serve Man arrives in Season 2, Aliens come to Earth and promise peace and a sharing of ideas and technology. Hoping to better comprehend the visitors intentions a linguist attempts to translate their language using a book that could be titled “To Serve Man”.

Hail the opening 10 minutes of "To Serve Man"


Johnny was taken by surprise when he revisited Season 1 on DVD. Firstly the much parodied memorable opening score is nowhere to be seen until the following year. Watching each new series in succession you notice that Rod Serling’s enchanting monologue alters annually, becoming shorter, punchier.

All preconceptions of golden age quaintness were removed the instant the disc glided into the player at 1Am on a Saturday night. Every yarn dealing with timeless issues, many of the morality themes more prevalent today than the era they originally catered for. Some of the more confronting concepts may have been more richly mined since, but still the intelligent simplicity, economic telling and resonating effect remain as admirable and powerful as ever.

Now if only Rod Serling’s gothic and ghoulish counterpart Night Gallery can get a release.


A Top 20 compilation compiled by a diligent Twilight Zone fan



Plummett with the opening 10 minutes of a Nightmare at 20,000 Feet


Steal a glimpse at Time Enough
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A Short Farewell to a Man With Many Words

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George Carlin R.I.P.

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