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Greetings Film Fiends and welcome to John Doe's Film Blog. 30 years of dedicated celluloid obsession has meant that I have seen a few films. Drawing attention to some of the lesser discussed gems that I love. Cult classics, obscure curios and quality genre pictures. This blogs purpose is to translate some of my passion for these films and with luck, inspire you the reader to go check em out.
JD’s favourite films of the decade - From Number 40 to 21


Click HERE to see John Doe’s picks for numbers 41-60

in bruges, colin farrell, crime comedy, hitman
A hitman, a dwarf and an actress walk into a bar...




Continuing on from the previous post, here is “John Doe’s Favourite Films of the Past Decade” from 40 to 21. No easier to mold and still questionable in rank.




21. Mullholland Drive (2001)
"She's letting me stay here while she's working on a movie that's being made in Canada. But I guess you already know that. Well, I couldn't afford a place like this in a million years... unless, of course, I'm discovered and become a movie star. Of course, I'd rather be known as a great actress than a movie star. But, you know, sometimes people end up being both. So that is, I guess you'd say, sort of why I came here."Betty Elms

Mullholland drive, david lynch, naomi watts, art film, mystery, trippy
Director David Lynch and his pair of corruptible nymphs.



22. Narc (2002)
"You two had better get a goddamn groove going, 'cause you're in a life and death struggle as of right fucking now!" – Henry Oak

narc, jason patric, ray liotta, joe carnhan, cop films, action films
All hail the French Connection



23. American Psycho (2000)
"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there." – Patrick Bateman

american psycho, christian bale, movie, horror film, novel
Christian Bale begins his reign of dark terror.


24. The Dark Knight (2008)
"Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever". – The Joker

dark knight, batman, joker, harvey dent, aaron eckhart
Aaron Eckhart shines as Harvey Dent



25. The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
"Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? Do you especially think I'm *not* a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?" - Eli

royal tenenbaums, wes anderson, gene hackman, anjelica huston
The family that lacks perspective.



26. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
"Look at it out here, it's all falling apart. I'm erasing you and I'm happy!" - Joel

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, jim carrey, kate winslet
A science fiction comedy? A romantic drama? A Jim Carrey film that made the cut?



27. Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2002)
"I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something." - Sam

lord of the rings trilogy, two towers, return of the king
JD won't argue. It's the Star Wars of the new millenium.



28. District 9 (2009)
"He was an honest man, and he didn't deserve any of what happened to him."Fundiswa Mhlanga

district 9, science fiction, peter jackson, prawns
This human likes prawns.



29. Casino Royale (2006)
"I would ask you if you could remain emotionally detached, but that's not your problem, is it, Bond?" - M

casino royale, james bond, daniel craig, action film, 007
007 returns with Steve McQueen as Bond.



30. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
"Do not play detective. This is not a book. This is not a movie." - Perry

kiss kiss bang bang, val kilmer, robert downey jnr, shane black
Shane Black gives Robert Downey Jnr and Val Kilmer the secret code to chemistry.



31. Syriana (2005)
"What are they thinking? They're thinking that it's running out. It's running out... and ninety percent of what's left is in the Middle East. This is a fight to the death." - Syriana

syriana, george clooney, espionage films, political thriller
Clooney wobbles and witnesses the hazzards of smoking without an ashtray



32. El Laberinto del Fauno (Pan’s Labyrinth) (2006)
"A long time ago, in the underground realm, where there are no lies or pain, there lived a Princess who dreamed of the human world. She dreamed of blue skies, soft breeze, and sunshine. One day, eluding her keepers, the Princess escaped. Once outside, the brightness blinded her and erased every trace of the past from her memory. She forgot who she was and where she came from. Her body suffered cold, sickness, and pain. Eventually, she died. However, her father, the King, always knew that the Princess' soul would return, perhaps in another body, in another place, at another time. And he would wait for her, until he drew his last breath, until the world stopped turning..." - Pan

pans labyrinth, guilermo del torro, fantasy, adult fantasy, film
Fantasy in the real world, those aren't eyeballs he has on his feet!



33. Cidade de Deus (City of God) (2002)
"A kid? I smoke, I snort. I've killed and robbed. I'm a man."Steak and Fries

city of god, foreign films, action films, crime films, rio de janero
Life and death in the slums of our world.



34.The Prestige (2006)
"Are you watching closely?"Alfred Borden

prestige, christopher nolan, christian bale, hugh jackman
When Wolverine meets Batman...abracadabra



35. Inglorious Basterds (2009)
"Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies." Lt Aldo Raine

inglorious basterds, quentin tarantino, brad pitt, war films
The revenge fantasy to drink too..



36. Primer (2004)
"Look, everything we're putting into that box becomes ungrounded, and I don't mean grounded like to the earth, I mean, not tethered. I mean, we're blocking whatever keeps it moving forward and so they flip-flop. Inside the box it's like a street, both ends are cul-de-sacs. I mean, this isn't frame dragging or wormhole magic this is basic mechanics and heat 101". - Abe

primer, science fiction, film, time travel, shane caruth,
Time Travel IS real...and so are paradoxes



37. Spartan (2004)
"One riot, one Ranger." You ever heard that?" - Scott

spartan, david mamet, val kilmer, spy film
Now you will sit here and watch Real Genius and Top Secret till you appreciate the nuance



38. Waking Life (2001)
"The trick is to combine your waking rational abilities with the infinite possibilities of your dreams. Because, if you can do that, you can do anything."Guy Forsythe

waking life, richard linklater, ethan hawke, winnona ryder, animated film
As your brain explodes it opens



39. Kill Bill Parts 1 and 2 (2003)
"I'm calling you a killer. A natural born killer. You always have been, and you always will be. Moving to El Paso, working in a used record store, goin' to the movies with Tommy, clipping coupons. That's you, trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive. But you're not a worker bee. You're a renegade killer bee. And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate or how fat your ass got, nothing in the world would ever change that." - Bill

kill bill, quentin tarantino, michael madsen, kung fu, martial arts film
Yep JD thinks the Leone style chapter 2 quickdraws the Shaw Brothers of Chapter 1



40. In Bruges (2008)
"Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't." - Ray

in bruges, colin farrell, crime comedy, hitman
The Hitmen with a View


Coming next Number 20 down to number 1

Click HERE to see John Doe’s picks for numbers 41-60
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My Name is Bruce – Be Warned

July 22nd 2008 00:02
Bruce Campbell gets out the BOOM-STICK!.


My name is bruce poster
My Name is Bruce Poster


“Unlike most action stars I can speak…what’s the word? English!” Bruce Campbell

Everyone’s favourite lantern jawed cult hero Bruce Campbell is famous for his part as Ash in the Evil Dead trilogy and for cameos in a multitude of other Sam Raimi’s films since. His legacy extends to summoning the spirit of the king, brilliant as retirement village Elvis in Bubba Ho-Tep and numerous other horror curios like Maniac Cop.

Bruce campbell sam raimi evil dead
Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell on Evil Dead


Now the big man himself stars in and Directs the horror comedy My Name is Bruce. The cock sure B grade legend plays himself. Buying into his own image when a small town in Oregon is invaded by “the chinese god of war, protector of the dead” he thinks he is the only man capable of smighting the beast, he is wrong!
“You need someone who can take on a heinous monster and stop it in its tracks…That would be me.”Bruce Campbell

My Name is Bruce Comic one sheet
A comic book hero


Written by Mark Verheiden who worked on the Battlestar Galactica reimagining and co starring buddy Ted Raimi (Army of Darkness), My Name is Bruce is due for release in October in the US and on DVD in January 2009.

Bruce campbell my name is bruce
Bruce in make up for My Name Is.


The new trailer (below) for the film had JD trying to conjure a “she-bitch”, “just to give it some sugar”. So crack out the “boom stick” and get ready to chug some bourbon, molest some women and whip some evil oriental butt.

My name is Bruce campbell
Monster hunting in the woods


On a side note if you are even remotely a fan of Bruce, check out his autobiography titled If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Grade Movie Actor, it’s a frank and hilarious behind the scenes struggle of sub-existence within the film industry.

my name is bruce dani kelly
Dani Kelly co-stars in My Name is Bruce


Images courtesy of evildeadnews.com

My Name is Bruce Trailer



Bruce Campbell, Roger Corman, Rob Zombie and Faizon Love with Jon Favreau for Dinner for 5 – Part 1.


Bruce Campbell interviewed by Craig Ferguson

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