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Greetings Film Fiends and welcome to John Doe's Film Blog. 30 years of dedicated celluloid obsession has meant that I have seen a few films. Drawing attention to some of the lesser discussed gems that I love. Cult classics, obscure curios and quality genre pictures. This blogs purpose is to translate some of my passion for these films and with luck, inspire you the reader to go check em out.

In Bruges (2008) - Trailer Included

March 17th 2010 22:41
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In Bruges - Available in Australia on DVD

Director: Martin McDonagh
Starring: Colin Farrell, Brendon Gleason, Ralph Fiennes, Elizabeth Berrington


“Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.” - Ray

Irish playwright turned Writer/Director Martin McDonagh makes his feature film debut, conjuring up a violent opera of whimsical joy with the five leaf clover crime comedy In Bruges. It’s a hushed tones fairytale told with flourishes of quiet, contemplation. An entertaining character comedy realized through snappy dialogue, nuanced performances and impeccable timing.

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Nice city, lousy company!
Ken (Brendon Gleeson) the older, seasoned workhorse and Ray (Colin Farrell) the cocky first timer are everyday assassins with everyday foibles. Walking down quaint cobbled streets framed by medieval architecture the likeable hit-man duo are on the lamb in the Belgian haven called Bruges.

Ordered by kingpin Harry Walters (Ralph Fiennes), their unstable overlord they play tourists and take in the beautiful sights of the historically steeped locale. Waiting for the dust to settle on a recent job gone wrong in Cockney town the pair attempt to remain low key.

“After I killed him, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off me hands in the bathroom of a Burger King, and walked home to await instructions. Shortly thereafter the instructions came through - "Get the fuck out of London, you dumb fucks. Get to Bruges." I didn't even know where Bruges fucking was.” - Ray as Narrator

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Bruges, an easy place for diversions.
Ken is happy to bask in the cathedral atmosphere but the quixotic Ray with his childlike hyperactive can’t sit still. Grappling with an unspoken sin, lacking the discipline of his elder Ray is easily distracted by a midget on a film set or the pretty girl lurking in the service tent behind-the-scenes.

“I don't hit women! I would never hit a woman! I'd hit a woman who was trying to hit me with a bottle! That's different. That's self-defence, isn't it? Or a woman who could do Karate. I'd never hit a woman generally Chloe. Don't think that.” - Ray

Despite their differences there is a bond between this odd couple that grows as they question the morality of the job and other existential dilemmas. From across the pond the daunting presence of Harry looms over proceedings, a single phone call threatening to test their loyalty and skill over a matter of scruples.

“Number One, why aren't you in when I fucking told you to be in? Number Two, why doesn't this hotel have phones with fucking voicemail and not have to leave messages with the fucking receptionist? Number Three, you better fucking be in tomorrow night when I fucking call again or there'll be fucking hell to pay. I'm fucking telling you .” - Harry

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Seriously, there's no Guiness in this country?



John Doe says:

Set against a storybook backdrop In Bruges is an entertaining escapade that has a naturalistic momentum, authentic characters and builds to a theatrically grandiose finale. Truly funny, with an undercurrent of deeper meaning this rewarding films success begins with its dexterous screenplay but the versatile performances and deliberate staging are what bolster the end result.

Martin McDonagh Directs with a keen eye for setting, pace and fourth wall reality. The city of Bruges becomes a silent counter point to the onscreen action and his actors are given gravity. What could have been a farcical third act is kept within the boundaries of the established mood and the violence is delivered with gut shot power.

The structure of the curvaceous script lets the central characters breath, not rushing to exposition but letting the chemistry of the two leads infect the audience. Building a tension that doesn’t sacrifice silent, introspection the story may follow the basic rules of its genre but with the locations and thickly accented attitude there is a rewarding freshness.

The exuberant energy of Colin Farrell (The War Zone, Ordinary Decent Criminal) is channeled perfectly, he pops as Ray. The immaturity of the part is an advantage not a hindrance for Farrell, his puppy dog eyed expressions adding personality. Finally living up to the charismatic potential displayed in Tigerland he effortlessly gets laughs and evokes emotion with heart.

The chemistry between Farrell and Brendon Gleeson (Harry Potter, 28 Days Later, The General) is exceptional. As the close mouthed Ken, Gleeson counterweights his chum and brings a balance to the relationship. Together they bounce off each other and there is sincere tenderness in certain moments and in others, utter disdain.

Ralph Fiennes (Harry Potter, Strange Days, The Constant Gardener) brings a force of nature villainy that remains grounded as the reactionary Harry. His screen time may be limited but his presence is never far from centre stage. Carrying a hint of Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast to the more extroverted scenes of brutal blood lust, he pars it back for a working class aroma to domestic life.

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What reputation?
Charming as Natalie the romantic potential of the piece, Elizabeth Berrington (Quills, Agatha Christie’s Poirot) delights with slight quirkiness and determination.

The surreal edge that rears up throughout the film is embelished by Howard the Duck himself Jordan Prentice (Weirdsville) as a racist, drug addicted midget with rage issues.

Never losing John Doe’s attention, In Bruges stands up to repeat viewings and has become a much quoted pleasure. The air of mystery upon premiere screening may dissipate but what remains is still a captivating cruise, a Euro-flavoured black comedy that studies guilt, friendship and inevitable carnage.


The trailer for In Bruges - without ruining all the best bits.

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Continuing the pedigree of the British Gangster Breed.


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Film Poster for 44 Inch Chest


“Tonight the kid gloves are off. Kill him quick. Remember he had your wife”Old Man Peanut

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Ray Winstone as Colin Diamond


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Ian Mcshane, John Hurt and ray Winstone threaten a 44 Inch Chest
Sexy Beast, was a tea sipping, psychotic bunny crime flick that sits on JD’s shelf beside the likes of The Long Good Friday, The Limey and Get Carter. Now Louis Melles and David Scinto, the writers of that Ben Kingsley powerhouse have a new release titled 44 Inch Chest.

Remaining in their genre of choice, again the screenplay tackles a story entrenched in the UK gangster underworld. If the lineage isn’t enough to get all you crumpet and crowbars, fans riled up, then the A grade cast should.

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A little word about sexual morality
Ray Winstone (Sexy Beast, Scum) is hard nut Colin Diamond, a vengeful man who discovers that his tempestuous wife (Joanne Whaley) is cheating on him. Determined to make her young French lover pay in pain Colin calls in his boys for a little bit of vigilante marriage counseling.

‘I want you dead. I think you owe me that.”Colin Diamond

The rest of the lads include the dangerous melee of Ian McShane (Sexy Beast, Deadwood) and the eccentricity of John Hurt (The Hit). Tom Wilkinson (In the Bedroom) and Steven Berkoff (The Krays) also bring their own baggage.

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I'm just looking for directions to Deadwood and need to drop off my elephant man friend on the way
Interviewed by Empire magazine recently, Ian McShane said that 44 Inch Chest makes Sexy Beast "Look like Mary Poppins!" and the trailer convinces John Doe that it’s a violent cleavage he wants to explore.

Already doing the festival circuit in the UK and Australia back in October, this chesty beast is scheduled for an official release early next year.

Trailer - 44 Inch Chest



John Hurt talks about the language of 44 Inch Chest
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Frantic Paced Comic Book Noir


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Give Em Hell Malone Poster


“Suck my Sinatra”, you don’t need to cruise to far on this site to find John Doe’s affection for the classic noir genre and its subversive offspring. The trailer for Give em Hell Malone offers a full check list of staples with distinct camera set ups, femme fatales, tough guy dialogue and twists a plenty.

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The man in the mirror Thomas Jane looks for Bruce Lee


The film is the latest from Russell Mulcahy, the Aussie Director of Highlander and ahem, Razorback. Teaming up with the square jawed Thomas Jane (Stander, Boogie Nights, The Mist) and Marsellius Wallis himself Ving Rhames (Out of Sight), the film looks like a hard edged, tongue in cheek ride.

The synopsis from imdb.com says:
“A tough as nails private investigator (Malone) squares off with gangsters and their thugs to protect a valuable secret. Malone goes through hell to protect the information but he dishes some hell as well.”

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me and my friend here disagree with the studios decision
Coming armed with double barreled comedy the retro Cool tunes, hard boiled narration and smoking gun atmosphere make it look like an extension of excessive Shoot Em Up/Smokin Aces black wit. Characters come with names like Boulder (Ving Rhames), Matchstick (Doug Hutchinson), Buchtooth (William Abadie) and Frankie The Crooner (French Stewart).

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Malone fights crime with a smoky atmosphere
John Doe ranks Tom Jane very highly ever since seeing him opposite Mickey Rourke in 1998’s Thursday. By the time he appeared in the under seen gem Stander he has been one to watch. Sometimes the best thing about a bad film (Punisher I look at you) Jane looks totally in his element here as Bogey style P.I Malone.

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Elsa Patasky is the femme fatale in red

The unofficial Red band trailer is set to the thumping of George Thorogood’s Bad to the Bone and opens with an hilariously staged torso being flung from a window.

The full trailer bleeds a clenched teeth, ice smooth vibe as Jane burns rubber in his hot rod 1952 Chop Top Buick Straight 8 that’s primer black with red rims and white wall tires. How did I forget to mention the delectably Spanish Elsa Pataky who reveals herself as an obvious sexual temptation.

Premiering in 2009 at Cannes and then the San Diego comic con, Give Em Hell Malone still hasn’t picked up a distributor. Hopefully misunderstood instead of a dog, the question is when do we get to see the finished product for ourselves?

Give ‘Em Hell Malone - The unofficial Red Band teaser Trailer



Full Length Trailer for Give ‘Em Hell Malone
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Brace yourself for a Bitch Slap

August 4th 2008 00:01
The Bullets, Brawls and Breasts of Bitch Slap


Bitch Slap Poster
Bitch Slap Poster - Prepare to be Slapped

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Dog Day Afternoon DVD
2 Disc Special Edition available in Australia
Director:Sidney Lumet
Writer:Frank Pierson
Starring:Al Pacino, John Cazale, Charles Durning

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Miami Blues (1990) - Trailer Included

August 30th 2007 05:08
Hot times in Miami's vice.

Miami Blues DVD
DVD Cover
Writer/Director: George Armitage
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Prizzi’s Honor (1985)

August 20th 2007 00:00
The Godfather of Killer Romance
Prizzis Honor DVD
The UK DVD Cover - Available in Oz
Director:John Huston
Writer:Richard Condon

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