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Greetings Film Fiends and welcome to John Doe's Film Blog. 30 years of dedicated celluloid obsession has meant that I have seen a few films. Drawing attention to some of the lesser discussed gems that I love. Cult classics, obscure curios and quality genre pictures. This blogs purpose is to translate some of my passion for these films and with luck, inspire you the reader to go check em out.

Very Bad Things (1998) - Trailer Included

The Unapologetic Comedy of a Bachelor Party Celebration Gone Awry.


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Very Bad Things - Available on DVD


Writer/Director: Peter Berg
Starring: Christian Slater, Jeremy Piven, Jon Favreau, Daniel Stern, Leland Orser, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Cameron Diaz



“Time for some serious self-exploration - how do I function. For real! No more bullshit. Can I keep my cool when they bounce my bananas, when they won't play my song, etc, etc, etc. Do you get me?” - Boyd

About as subtle as a chainsaw used as a butt plug, very bad people do Very Bad Things in Peter Berg’s jet black comedy from 1998. Taking self preservation to the extremes, these irredeemable characters never gain our sympathy but entertain with their amoral actions.

Kyle Fischer (Jon Favreau) is a nice guy whose due to marry mega bitch Laura Garrety (Cameron Diaz). Putting up with her incessant demands, a Vegas Bachelor Party with his pals is just what is needed to decompress before his vows.

Led by the alpha male Estate agent Robert Boyd (Christian Slater), Kyle joins his eccentric bud Charles (Leland Orser). Stick in the mud Adam (Daniel Stern) and his idiot brother Michael (Jermey Piven) for a road trip to irresponsible behavior.

Arriving in the city of sins hotel room. quickly copious amounts of narcotics and booze are consumed with all the fervor of Richard Pryor attacking a crack pipe.

The fun reaches frenzied levels of indulgence as the entrance of the token prostitute gyrating her way into the lad’s pants triggers a spiral of events destined to end in heinous catastrophe.

Pushing the old adage, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” miles beyond conceivable limits, strap yourselves in and see if the boys can wiggle their way out of the grave they dig for themselves.


“If you take away the horror of the scene, take away the tragedy of the death, take away all the moral and ethical implications that have been drilled into your head since grade one, do you know what you're left with? A 105-pound problem that needs to be moved from point A to point B.” - Boyd

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The boys get some supplies.



John Doe says:

Forget The Hangover, Very Bad Things is still the ultimate bachelor party film and it retains its edge over a decade after it’s cinema release.

Snappy dialogue, well timed musical cues and relentless jeopardy all mesh to deliver farcical hilarity where events should disturb. Strong performances from all the cast, aware of their desired responses make for an exciting ride into deranged amusement.


Bordering on a crime thriller at times, the smooth funk and jazz vibes cement the tone that allows smiles to be had.

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Peter Berg tells Cameron Diaz where to go
Actor/Writer/Director Peter Berg is probably most recognized for his acting appearance in The Last Seduction and for his Directorial efforts like Hancock and The Kingdom, but his skillful control at the wheel of this runaway humor wagon deserves notice.

Maintaining velocity, the pacing never gives you time to judge behavior, just universally scorn it. Fearlessly alienating prudish audience members his aim is to delight the target demographic.

Berg's screenplay is witty, giving a unique voice to each of the lead individuals. The word play that twists power hungry corporate diatribes into a motivational tool for ring leader Christian Slater is a highlight.

Slater’s performance is one of his best and sells all his lines with aplomb. Exploiting his mischievous grin and evil raised eye brows to make us laugh in the face of Boyd‘s exponentially expanding, psychopathic tendencies that go beyond diabolical.

Jon Favreau may now be a household name for helming Iron Man, but as an actor his pussy whipped Swingers persona is honed to perfection here. Slowly corrupted by Boyd he gradually sinks into the inexcusable maelstrom.

It is interesting to watch Jeremy Piven (Entourage) as the weak minded Michael when juxtaposed against the Ari Goldesque ego of the all mighty Boyd. His ‘Goosed by god” downfall and general neediness proving the man has range beyond his current status. (Not that it was needed.)

As the uptight do-gooder who refuses to get with the program Daniel Stern (Coupe De Ville) is ideally suited. Matching all the players in their unhinged freak outs, he remains the closest to the reality of the situations.

Leland Orser is best known for meeting grotesque fates in Alien Resurrection and Se7en. Depicting the unbalanced sensitivity of Charles is an ideal match for his screen persona.

Never one to sing the praises of Cameron Diaz (The Last Supper), here she is purposefully the most annoying of the players despite her parts lack of criminal atrocities. Credit where it’s due, her spastic fleeing of the scene in the final ironic moments is exceptional for its comedic physicality.

When Very Bad Things was released John Doe really enjoyed it. Having not seen the film for over 10 years this recent revisit proved that the film holds up as an irresponsible pleasure.

If you’re the kind of person that basks in the glow of others misdeeds and can guffaw at engulfing hedonism, then Very Bad Things will certainly be a prescription for laughter. But, if your easily offended, cannot go with the flow once a tone is established then don’t bother and just stick with The Sound of Music for the umpteenth time.


It's worth noting that in 1997, a year earlier an indie-film called Stag was released that had a very similar plot but took the idea into a crime thriller trajectory. That film starred another of the Entourage crew, this time Kevin Dillon (Drama) and is worth a look for fans of Very Bad Things.

Very Bad Things Trailer - Warning: Spoilers lurk!
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John Doe Reports - 007 takes the lead in Fincher’s “Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” remake.

Daniel Craig signs on as Mikael Blomkvist.

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The Novel that Inspires Cinema.

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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo ( Män Som Hatar Kvinnor) (2009) – Trailer Included

The Computer Hacker and the Journalist face Deadly Sins.

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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - Available on DVD

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Felon (2008) - Trailer Included

Caged Humanity Struggles To Survive.

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Felon - Available on DVD

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Experiment In Terror (1962) - Footage Included

In the Lab with The Art of Suspense

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Experiment in Terror DVD

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Fan Made Batman Short Films that Succeed for John Doe.

The Dark Knight, The Joker and Sci-Fi Icons in Combat.

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Batman throws down against the ultimate Predator in Dead End

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Bitch Slap (2009) - Trailer Included

The Amputation of Perverted Pleasure.


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Bitch Slap DVD - Available in the U.S.

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Cutter’s Way (1981) - Opening Scene Included

The Hidden Treasure of a Counterculture Noir Quagmire.


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Cutter's Way DVD - Find it on Amazon

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Armored (2009) - Trailer Included

The Engine Revs but Don't get High on the Fumes.

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Armored - Available Now on Blu-Ray

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The Killer Inside Me – John Doe’s Trailer of the Moment

Latest trailer for The Killer Inside Me debuts

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The Killer Inside Me - U.S. Poster

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Dark Country (2009) - Trailer Included

The Moonlit Desert Oasis of Nightmare

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Poster for Dark Country

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John Doe’s: 11 Chilling Celluloid Killers

Real Nightmare Killers


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Hey look it's John Doe covered in blood

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Kick-Ass (2010) - Trailer Included

Punting the butt of all Super hero Jokes.

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Poster for Kick-Ass

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Machete (Illegal Cinco de Mayo Version) - John Doe’s Trailer of the Moment

Machete declares war.


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The cool retro fitted Machete Poster

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The Losers - John Doe's Trailer of the Moment

The Losers are Coming.


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The Losers Film Poster salutes the Graphic Novel

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Bronson (2008) - Trailer Included

The Pugilist Prison Poet Pontificates Passionately

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Poster for Bronson - Available on DVD

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John Doe's 13 Favourite Irish Themed Films

Top Irish Films to nurse that St Paddy’s Day Hangover


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John Doe takes his hat off to the happy Go Lucky Land and the films that embrace the Culture.

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In Bruges (2008) - Trailer Included

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In Bruges - Available in Australia on DVD

Director: Martin McDonagh
Starring: Colin Farrell, Brendon Gleason, Ralph Fiennes, Elizabeth Berrington

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Electra Glide in Blue (1973) - Trailer Included

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Electra Glide in Blue DVD - Uncertain of Australian release

Director: James William Guerico
Writer: Robert Boris

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Cockfighter (1974) - Trailer Included

The Individual Expression of Foul Torture.

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Cockfighter DVD available in the U.S.

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