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School For Scoundrels (2006)-A FilmInk Review

A FilmInk Cinema Review By John Doe

School For Scoundrels


This review appears in the November 2006 issue of FilmInk. Available at newsagents NOW.

Good morning readers,
Regular visitors to the site will know I freelance for FilmInk magazine. The new issue is on the shelf and that means my contribution gets put up here for you to enjoy. Hope you dig it
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School For Scoundrels
Movie Poster- In Cinemas November 2
Rating:M
Time:98 Minutes
Country:U.S.A
Director:Todd Phillips
Cast:Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Heder, David Cross, Sarah Silverman, Michael Clarke Duncan, Jacinda Barrett, Luiz Guzman
Distributor:Roadshow
Worth:$5.00
Released:November 2

In this era of Anthony Robbins inspired self help gurus and a culture that is constantly craving advice on how to succeed. School for Scoundrels promises some timely laughs and maybe a few Nation Lampoon style moments of satire.

Sadly, Frat Boy Writer/Director Todd Phillips (Road Trip, Starsky and Hutch) wastes the opportunity. What we get instead is a muddle of jokes that miss their mark and clumsy attempts at heartfelt emotion.


Jon Heder(Napolean Dynamite) plays Roger a hapless loser, picked on, put down and walked over loser. His friend Ian (David Cross from Arrested Development) tries to help by giving him the phone number to the titular shady empowerment class.

Run by the sociopathic Dr P (Billy Bob Thornton), Roger and the rest of the class are subjected to his unorthodox methods. The lessons are designed to make these mice into men, by instilling a callous, manipulative and self serving attitude to life.

Naturally there is a girl to win (Jacinda Barrett), a cameo (Ben Stiller) and a lesson to be learned. Though what it is, we are still not certain.

Billy Bob brings his usual sardonic delivery, sprouting the empty dialogue as best he can. Jon Heder plays another lovable loser and is in big trouble of being stereotyped. The criminally under used Sarah Silverman, Luiz Guzman and David Cross are given absolutely nothing to work with.

Lacking any real sense of direction it manages to completely squander the talented cast. Inconsistent and drawn out, with a rewrite and a different director the film could have been a scathing and witty socially minded laugh.

School For Scoundrels
"What the hell are we doing in this piece of shit? Mumma needs a new bag..."
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1. October 12th 2006 @ 16:21. Aaron Says:
I've always hated Jon Herder, and never thought he was funny. This film looked ridiculously stupid, and I'm glad you felt that way about it.

This is a great site you have here. I am new to the Orble network, just got a domain site. Neato, huh? Well, it's great to find some good solid Entertainment oriented sites on here. I'll be back a lot I can tell.

Aaron.
2. October 12th 2006 @ 21:53. Cibbuano Says:
what a travesty! David Cross and Sarah Silverman with nothing to say? The trailer looked appealing...

3. October 12th 2006 @ 23:31. JohnDoe Says:
Aaron, thanks for the kind words.
Im one of those who enjoyed Napolean Dynamite, but still wouldnt have seen this film except that FilmInk asked me to go.


Cib, the film is a disgraceful waste of comedic talent. Im a fan of most of the cast shame the film gives them nothing amusing to do.
4. October 13th 2006 @ 06:37. Big Cat Says:
School for Scoundrels was also the title of a British 1960s movie starring Alistair Sims, that taught me a life-time lesson. Always lend a chap your second best tennis racquet and, just when he's starting to beat you with it, offer him your best racquet - so he has to get used to it all over again.
Looked at your profile and especially related to the things that offend, dismay and shock you, make me smile. What's with the world that everyone is becoming so precious!?
5. October 13th 2006 @ 08:19. JohnDoe Says:
Totally agree BigCat,
While genocide in places like Africa, pollution renders our world unlivable and the systematic destruction of nature and the animal kingdom thrive. Striving forward with a war for a redundant fossil fuel and the boogeyman of terrorism is supposedly at our front door........................
we dont want to say anything that may offend or upset. God forbid we actually make a judgment call based
on statistical probability...............you get the picture, Im stark raving mad and Im not gunna take it anymore

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