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Greetings Film Fiends and welcome to John Doe's Film Blog. 30 years of dedicated celluloid obsession has meant that I have seen a few films. Drawing attention to some of the lesser discussed gems that I love. Cult classics, obscure curios and quality genre pictures. This blogs purpose is to translate some of my passion for these films and with luck, inspire you the reader to go check em out.

The Big Lebowski XXX Porn Parody – John Doe’s Trailer of the Moment

The Dude Does more than Abide


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The Big Lebowski - fan Art from DeviantArt.com



Penetrating its Jackie Treehorn produced "Logjammin" aspirations. Advancing its pop culture mark on the lexicon of film, The Big Lebowski now joins the likes of Edward Penishands, Flesh Gordon, In Diana Jones, Pulp Friction and Black Cock Down as an X rated parody.

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The Original cast - fan Art from www.deviantart.com



Today TMZ confirmed the project’s completion with the posting of an official sex-free trailer.As confounding to John Doe as the concept of sex free porn promos is, the dedication with which the filmmakers have recreated classic Lebowski moments leaves him stumped.

This is no resting-on-the-laurels-of–its -title affair. No, there seems to be a sincere attempt to please the hordes of fans who have eagerly awaited this monumental release. The acting is subpar, the dialogue just not right yet still there is a familiar charm. Oh, and "Vaginas". (Just had to say it for Julianne

Keep your zippers up for the sex free trailer to The Big Lebowski XXX with 12 extra inches of laughs.


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Is John Doe the only one surprised that they didn't just cast Tara Reid as Bunny? How much can she cost these days anyway...to blow that far I mean.

Tom Byron who replaces Jeff Bridges as The Dude has actually made over 2000 adult films and possibly holds some sort of record for it. The rest of the cast also carry memorable monikers rebadged like James Deen (Jesus) and Peter O Tool. (Walter)

As The Coen Brothers formulated a story that would incorporate several of their real life acquaintances into a Raymond Chandler-esque mystery by way of Robert Altman’s The Long Goodbye, they could never have envisaged the passionate fandom the adventures of Walter and the Dude would inspire.

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The Dude is not Blasphemous. - Image from DeviantArt.com


Beyond a revival of libation requests for Caucasians, dropping “The Dude Abides” into casual conversation and other appreciative salutes now The Big Lebowski can add “masturbation muse” to its expanding list of fan made credits.


Adult entertainer James Deen discusses The Big Lebowski Sex Appeal


A John Doe bonus - Bikini Cinema Presents: The Big Lebowski. There is something oddly appealing about a two piece clad babe saying "Shut the Fuck Up Donnie" that transcends the obvious.

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1. April 9th 2010 @ 00:13. Raoul Duke Says:
Wow, Tom Byron was one of my first male porn stars .... if you know what I mean.
2. April 9th 2010 @ 00:20. JohnDoe Says:
Yes I do Raoul, I read through Tom's filmography on imdb...he is productive...good comedy reading those movie titles too
3. April 9th 2010 @ 13:01. ShaunK Says:
You know I think I'm gonna have to see this

and good old Tom Byron hey - 'hit me with your best squirt' who could forget a gem like that.

I looked him up on imdbpro haha, and apparently James Deen also has quite the resume

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