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The Expendables (Latest Footage) – John Doe's Trailer of the Moment.
Locked and Loaded and Ready to Rumble.
The Expendables banner
The Expendables poster
That’s right boys and girls, Johnny is talking about The Expendables and his refusal to submit to joining the legions of fanboys pumping word of mouth steroids to the action heroes of the eighties. But his resolve has been worn down, annihilated really by the level of testosterone thrust his way like a barrage of ninja stars to the eyeballs.
Mickey Rourke and Sly doing the man dance prep.
Add to that the slack jawed majesty of Eric Roberts and a round house kick to the skull by Jet Li and a choice had to be made. And that decision was an emphatic NO, despite the guilty pleasures to be had.
Fortunately lame presences like Jason Stratham, Steve Austin and Randy Couture made it a little easier for JD to keep his man meat in check.
The International poster for The Expendables
Johnny D may not feel good about it. In fact he is downright ashamed. But there you have it, his contribution to the violent, spleen ripping juggernaut due to crush cinemas this month. No pussies allowed!
Watch Sly blow away the pages of youtube.com by clicking this link HERE.
The official Trailer for The Expendables
My favourite trailer for The Expendables - A call to the male jingoist!
Finally, a fun animated mash up of The Expendables trailer that features Up, Ice Age, Monster vs Aliens, Shrek and others.
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I'm actually taking a break from MIFF to see this tonight, will let you know how it pans out.
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I consider it an extreme compliment when a writer of your caliber appreciates my work
When is your Expendables review going up?
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