JohnDoe
Bryn
Brenton
Wax on, F*ck Off – John Doe’s Karate Kid Trailer of the Moment
The Fickle Stage of Celebrity Exposed.
Ralph Macchio is not the Sensei, he is a very naughty boy.
Ralph Macchio finally sweeps the leg in this mock trailer bought to us by funnyordie.com. Sending up his nice guy image and putting a kung fu grip on his place in the geek dojo of life. Here Daniel Son is a crane kickin’ fool, hitting the bottle, clubbing the white powder and paying homage to his Outsider’s Pony Boy glory.
Sand da floor. Paint da fence. Shotgun da beer...the new Karate Kid training regime.
If Elizabeth Shue looked like this in the movie then Daniel Son would have never accomplished anything. - JD is a bad man.
JD better get himself a body bag and shut up now for fear of ruining this tasty nostalgia intervention that simultaneously comments on the rocky road of child stardom, Hollywood hypocrisy and exposes a recognizable face that has lost the spotlight.
So kick back, grab the Laruso action figure and giggle like you’re about to score with Elizabeth Shue.
John Doe's only complaint, where is the Crossroads love?
Screen Adventure
Film & TV on DVD